Since this past fall has been so dang AMAZING, I've been reflecting a lot on where I've been, how I got there, and where I have yet to go. I can see so many possibilities in front of me, and it's ridiculously exciting!
How do I feel about 2011? I. AM. STOKED.
This is the first year that I'll be rolling forward with a television trajectory, and it's just in time--in time for entering a contract with my manager, in time for pilot season, and in time for some later work this year in L.A.! All of this combined with my wedding (this May), and I have a heck of joyride planned. XD
I'm starting off with an audition in January for several networks, and the momentum builds from there. I can't wait to crack open the nugget of joy that is 2011!
But for now? I'm going to sip some 'nog. I have presents to wrap. That said, a very merry, joyful, HAPPY holiday season to you all. I hope it brings peace and togetherness and merriment to you and yours!
Fondly,
Jen
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Law & Order: S.V.Me
I got the *coolest* news the day after my "30 Rock" episode aired...
(note: Haven't seen it? Get thee to Hulu!)
...I had just booked a job on "Law & Order: SVU"!
Filming was GREAT--I some wonderful new friends, I worked with brilliant director Helen Shaver, and I can confirm now that Chris Meloni is hilarious and Mariska Hargitay is the sweetest ever.
Turnaround's quick, so even though we wrapped last week, it's premiering on 11/17!
(note: Haven't seen it? Get thee to Hulu!)
...I had just booked a job on "Law & Order: SVU"!
Filming was GREAT--I some wonderful new friends, I worked with brilliant director Helen Shaver, and I can confirm now that Chris Meloni is hilarious and Mariska Hargitay is the sweetest ever.
Turnaround's quick, so even though we wrapped last week, it's premiering on 11/17!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tonight's the Night!
Short, sweet, and to the point:
Tonight on NBC, my episode of "30 Rock" is airing! XD
FRAJER!
xx
Jen
Tonight on NBC, my episode of "30 Rock" is airing! XD
FRAJER!
xx
Jen
Friday, September 17, 2010
An Outpouring
ZOMG. I've just come off the most intensely exciting week of my life, EVER!
As per my last post, I just booked (and now just wrapped) a co-star role on "30 Rock." (Let me take a moment to thank my INCREDIBLE manager who gets me so many awesome opportunities!)
So, I knew this was going to be a good deal when the CD chased. Me down. The hall. The director, Todd Holland, was the director for most of "Malcolm in the Middle" (and has won several Emmys) and was just so pleased with my work!
On Monday, I had a very short shoot--I shot my final scene with Jack McBrayer, who plays Kenneth. I cannot even communicate how kind, doting and wonderful the entire team is for "30 Rock." EVERYONE--the PAs, the directors, the sound/props, wardrobe/hair/makeup, cast--made me feel welcome, and like I truly BELONGED and DESERVED to be there.
This is a star-studded show. There aren't a lot of 'mid-range' actors on "30 Rock"--it's like, a co-star or two and the series regulars. So it meant a LOT to be treated as an equal, and as someone who was worthy of working with Emmy-award-winning actors. :) I can confidently say that Jack McBrayer is JUST as sweet as Kenneth, and he was so fun to work with on set!
Today was our final day, and it was a BIG one for me--we filmed the remainder of my scenes. On top of this, we filmed my scenes with the guest star of my episode...which would be Kelsey Grammer. I have been so excited about this! Again, everyone was so kind and good to me--and Kelsey was also REALLY nice. He was so complimentary to me. While we were rehearsing, he told me I was great, fantastic, and called my performance 'epic.' When I finished, he said, "Kid, you SOLD that [scene]!" Can I honestly ask for any more? I really don't think so.
On top of this, I kept getting such consistent great feedback from the director, 2nd director and head writer. These people win EMMYS and they love my work! I am just so thankful and feel incredibly blessed. I had an AMAZING experience with them, and I would love to have the opportunity again!
All this recounting done, I want to SERIOUSLY give you (yes, YOU, ALL of you) a humongous mental hug. The outpouring of love, encouragement and good vibes from my family, friends, peers, co-workers, fellow artists, and even STRANGERS has been so touching. Did you know, the night before my audition, I had a dream that I was flying, and that all my friends were on the ground cheering me on? Well, THIS is why. Because I am a hustling, passionate artist who is so fortunate to have so many people there for me! You guys have made this path so wonderful for me.
Thank you for your e-mails, your comments, your texts, your calls, your messages, your follows, your 'likes'...! ;) I treasure *everything* and the support means more to me than I can express!
<3 <3 <3
Jen
As per my last post, I just booked (and now just wrapped) a co-star role on "30 Rock." (Let me take a moment to thank my INCREDIBLE manager who gets me so many awesome opportunities!)
So, I knew this was going to be a good deal when the CD chased. Me down. The hall. The director, Todd Holland, was the director for most of "Malcolm in the Middle" (and has won several Emmys) and was just so pleased with my work!
On Monday, I had a very short shoot--I shot my final scene with Jack McBrayer, who plays Kenneth. I cannot even communicate how kind, doting and wonderful the entire team is for "30 Rock." EVERYONE--the PAs, the directors, the sound/props, wardrobe/hair/makeup, cast--made me feel welcome, and like I truly BELONGED and DESERVED to be there.
This is a star-studded show. There aren't a lot of 'mid-range' actors on "30 Rock"--it's like, a co-star or two and the series regulars. So it meant a LOT to be treated as an equal, and as someone who was worthy of working with Emmy-award-winning actors. :) I can confidently say that Jack McBrayer is JUST as sweet as Kenneth, and he was so fun to work with on set!
Today was our final day, and it was a BIG one for me--we filmed the remainder of my scenes. On top of this, we filmed my scenes with the guest star of my episode...which would be Kelsey Grammer. I have been so excited about this! Again, everyone was so kind and good to me--and Kelsey was also REALLY nice. He was so complimentary to me. While we were rehearsing, he told me I was great, fantastic, and called my performance 'epic.' When I finished, he said, "Kid, you SOLD that [scene]!" Can I honestly ask for any more? I really don't think so.
On top of this, I kept getting such consistent great feedback from the director, 2nd director and head writer. These people win EMMYS and they love my work! I am just so thankful and feel incredibly blessed. I had an AMAZING experience with them, and I would love to have the opportunity again!
All this recounting done, I want to SERIOUSLY give you (yes, YOU, ALL of you) a humongous mental hug. The outpouring of love, encouragement and good vibes from my family, friends, peers, co-workers, fellow artists, and even STRANGERS has been so touching. Did you know, the night before my audition, I had a dream that I was flying, and that all my friends were on the ground cheering me on? Well, THIS is why. Because I am a hustling, passionate artist who is so fortunate to have so many people there for me! You guys have made this path so wonderful for me.
Thank you for your e-mails, your comments, your texts, your calls, your messages, your follows, your 'likes'...! ;) I treasure *everything* and the support means more to me than I can express!
<3 <3 <3
Jen
Thursday, September 9, 2010
More Lollipops!
Guess who just booked a guest star role on "30 Rock"?
No, really. Guess. XD
SHOOTING ON MONDAY! My scenes are with Jenna, Kenneth and.....KELSEY GRAMMER.
<3
Jen
No, really. Guess. XD
SHOOTING ON MONDAY! My scenes are with Jenna, Kenneth and.....KELSEY GRAMMER.
<3
Jen
Monday, September 6, 2010
dee-dee-dee DAH-DAH-DAH dee-dee-dee...
I am writing this post from my Netbook, which is the last remaining working piece of technology that I own. Not simultaneously, but at overlapping times, my laptop has died, my incredibly smart phone has died, and...well...my AC has been dodgy, too.
While I think I'm handling the mass exodus of modern technology rather well (the night terrors have subsided), I really miss being Rick-Roll'd every time someone calls me. I miss having an IV line to Twitter. And I think I've been patient enough! Dammit!
That said, I should be receiving both my new phone and new computer in the mail this week. ZOMG.
(Perhaps even on the same day I have a "30 Rock" audition. !But I've said too much!)
See you on the other side of this technological black hole! In the meantime, send a postcard or something.
<3
Jen
While I think I'm handling the mass exodus of modern technology rather well (the night terrors have subsided), I really miss being Rick-Roll'd every time someone calls me. I miss having an IV line to Twitter. And I think I've been patient enough! Dammit!
That said, I should be receiving both my new phone and new computer in the mail this week. ZOMG.
(Perhaps even on the same day I have a "30 Rock" audition. !But I've said too much!)
See you on the other side of this technological black hole! In the meantime, send a postcard or something.
<3
Jen
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
My Favorite Role
So...I'm clutterbusting.
I'm completely purging my belongings to figure out how much stuff can be donated into the dumpster, because I know that over 50% of it is trash. One of these boxes of joy is simply labeled 'Fern,' and I had to clarify by phone whether or not I could let it go.
"Chris? I...I think it's time. I can't believe I'm saying this."
"No, Jen, I completely understand. Look, it's for the best. I mean, *I* got rid of mine when it was time."
"You did?"
"Oh, yeah. It was hard, but, you know. Just...promise me you'll keep the wig.
...
And the glasses."
What is Fern?
Fern is my aunt. I created her, out of the desperate need to be related to an exaggerated Brooklyn Yenta. Her name (in full) is Fern Lipschitz-Finklestein-Rosenthal, and Herschel (pictured above) is her 2nd husband. Morty Finklestein was her first.
One of my favorite roles ever, Fern and Herschel came into being during my junior year of high school. As you might suspect, I never took a prom seriously, and Auntie Fern effectively crashed the prom. I cannot express the joy I took in buying her '80s gemmed-and-bedazzled grandma sweatshirts and windjackets. Fern was everything I aspired to be--old, loud, and retired in Boca.
Fern continued to make surprise appearances at friends' BBQs, graduation parties, and was even a distinguished guest at my mother's business luncheons (not kidding). She and Herschel were even joined by their deadbeat daughter Joanie, who was a hairdresser from Long Island. She showed up at my birthday parties.
I am still clutterbusting. I will be sending Fern's bedazzled, glittering windpants off into the great unknown. She's tired. She needs shuffleboard and Mah-Jongg and 'her stories' out in Boca. She needs to pester Joanie into "having some grandbabies, for Chrissakes." I will give up the delightful ruse of Auntie Fern, who simply has no room in this artist's humble pad.
But I am keeping my wig. And my damn glasses.
I'm completely purging my belongings to figure out how much stuff can be donated into the dumpster, because I know that over 50% of it is trash. One of these boxes of joy is simply labeled 'Fern,' and I had to clarify by phone whether or not I could let it go.
"Chris? I...I think it's time. I can't believe I'm saying this."
"No, Jen, I completely understand. Look, it's for the best. I mean, *I* got rid of mine when it was time."
"You did?"
"Oh, yeah. It was hard, but, you know. Just...promise me you'll keep the wig.
...
And the glasses."
What is Fern?
Fern is my aunt. I created her, out of the desperate need to be related to an exaggerated Brooklyn Yenta. Her name (in full) is Fern Lipschitz-Finklestein-Rosenthal, and Herschel (pictured above) is her 2nd husband. Morty Finklestein was her first.
One of my favorite roles ever, Fern and Herschel came into being during my junior year of high school. As you might suspect, I never took a prom seriously, and Auntie Fern effectively crashed the prom. I cannot express the joy I took in buying her '80s gemmed-and-bedazzled grandma sweatshirts and windjackets. Fern was everything I aspired to be--old, loud, and retired in Boca.
Fern continued to make surprise appearances at friends' BBQs, graduation parties, and was even a distinguished guest at my mother's business luncheons (not kidding). She and Herschel were even joined by their deadbeat daughter Joanie, who was a hairdresser from Long Island. She showed up at my birthday parties.
I am still clutterbusting. I will be sending Fern's bedazzled, glittering windpants off into the great unknown. She's tired. She needs shuffleboard and Mah-Jongg and 'her stories' out in Boca. She needs to pester Joanie into "having some grandbabies, for Chrissakes." I will give up the delightful ruse of Auntie Fern, who simply has no room in this artist's humble pad.
But I am keeping my wig. And my damn glasses.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Gig-ity Gig-ities
(Yeah, like YOU could have resisted that reference.)
Though my last long run of a show--"Picasso at the Lapin Agile"--ended in June, I have been jumping from project to project this summer, and it's been such fun!
-Shot the feature "Jack & Diane" as a principal role in June
-Shot an MTV Promo for "Eat Pray Love" (if you've seen this, I'm the chick who digs guys with beards). I haven't been able to see it! If you do--let me know. :)
-Performed an Eve Ensler piece at a benefit for the Bellevue Rape Crisis Center
-Helped out my friends at Porch Light Productions with a children's show for a summer camp
-Helped out my friends at Black20 Studios with a web short about "The Wire"
-Started work on the pilot, "Center Stage." SO EXCITED.
...and, overall, just having some really incredible opportunities and auditions. This includes a great audition (and callback) for an NJ Lotto commercial, some wonderful theatre auditions (I rocked me some "Hairspray"), and my recent deep desire to donate my time and skills to organizations and people who make a real positive difference in the world. I've never had the schedule space to volunteer, and I'm really liking it.
So. If you're itching to go out there and work it, why not help someone out?
<3 Jen
Though my last long run of a show--"Picasso at the Lapin Agile"--ended in June, I have been jumping from project to project this summer, and it's been such fun!
-Shot the feature "Jack & Diane" as a principal role in June
-Shot an MTV Promo for "Eat Pray Love" (if you've seen this, I'm the chick who digs guys with beards). I haven't been able to see it! If you do--let me know. :)
-Performed an Eve Ensler piece at a benefit for the Bellevue Rape Crisis Center
-Helped out my friends at Porch Light Productions with a children's show for a summer camp
-Helped out my friends at Black20 Studios with a web short about "The Wire"
-Started work on the pilot, "Center Stage." SO EXCITED.
...and, overall, just having some really incredible opportunities and auditions. This includes a great audition (and callback) for an NJ Lotto commercial, some wonderful theatre auditions (I rocked me some "Hairspray"), and my recent deep desire to donate my time and skills to organizations and people who make a real positive difference in the world. I've never had the schedule space to volunteer, and I'm really liking it.
So. If you're itching to go out there and work it, why not help someone out?
<3 Jen
Monday, July 19, 2010
100 Facts
WOW! This has been a long time coming. Everyone asks, "So tell me about yourself," and it's implied that it means OUTSIDE of the acting world. I never really thought I had anything to say. After being inspired by my dear friend Erin Cronican, I decided to make my own list. I had no idea it would be as easy or insightful as it was!
1 I misspelled my middle name (Kaitlin) for the first 16 years of my life. My mother corrected me when I was filling out a tax form!
2 I was either going to be Greylon or Jennifer. My parents chose Jennifer because it was 'unique' (spoiler alert: Jennifer was the most popular baby name in my birth year!)
3 My parents didn't name me Greylon because it was the same name as our Golden Retriever. Not kidding.
4 It's pronounced 'PON-tin.' :)
5 I could survive solely on fruit, cheese, bread, fish, tomatoes and Jamba Juice (this makes up 90% of my diet).
6 I always give up on these lists because everything is about performing. I can't help it--my everything is all things artsy!
7 I gave up the clarinet at 11 because I couldn't hit the high notes without squeaking.
8 I always desperately wanted to become proficient with the piano.
9 I wear zero make-up as much as possible.
10 However, you will NEVER find me without earrings! (It's my one girly allowance.)
11 I am atrociously bad at athletic ventures. My classmates can vouch for this. I was a catcher (who never caught the ball) in softball, and I threw elbows like mad in basketball.
12 In fact, I was SO bad compared to the other kids, they threw me into occupational therapy when I was 7. My fine motor skills are through the roof. ;)
13 I am more blissful in water than any other element. Give me a bath, a pool, a lake, a river, a sea...
14 ...This may be in part because 2 of my 3 astrological signs are water (Cancer sun, Scorpio rising, Gemini moon).
15 I am naturally very, very friendly, gregarious and cheerful. It is not an act. Most people ask me, "Are you ALWAYS this happy?" Basically, yes. It's because I'm super-resilient.
16 My resilience has saved my ass MANY times, and it's one of my favorite traits. :)
17 I am an only child.
18 I was a latchkey kid.
19 It may not surprise you that, due to #s 17 and 18, I talk to myself more than most. Like, I talk to myself in long-form monologue for hours on end.
20 I grew up an extremely lonely and extremely isolated child. I was a major outcast and had no friends. While I could easily have become a sociopath, instead I became an exceedingly imaginative and creative person to comfort and entertain myself.
21 I am engaged, and will be married next year (2011). :D
22 My theme song is J.J. Jackson's "It's Alright." No particular reason, but it's funky and bouncy and resilient! It runs through my head every day, and has since I was 14.
23 My favorite music genre is funk/disco. I LOVE LOVE LOVE me some funk.
24 I was a bridesmaid in my friend's wedding when I found out that Michael Jackson died. The mobbed up owner of the place said offhandedly to me, "Ey, Michael Jackson's friggin' dead!" I was scarred. I'm an avid fan, and I'm still trying to deal with it.
25 Thankfully, Prince is still alive. Who I love just as much. I think he is a GENIUS and BRILLIANT and I have a tremendous thing for him. XD
26 I am a lefty. But the big secret? I was SUPPOSED to be a righty. I just sucked the fingers of my right hand and wanted to multitask, so I forced myself to write with my left hand.
27 If you get me past my inhibitions, I will dance like I'm on Soul Train!
28 I've never, ever had a cavity.
29 I actually ENJOY going to the dentist. My dentist and I are BFFs.
30 I'm Jewish. What, I don't look it?
31 I was raised without religion, but I always had a Yiddishe Neshuma--a Jewish soul. I recognized this when I was about 15, and I finally converted to Judaism formally in 2009.
32 I form close bonds with people easily, and I'm a fiercely loyal friend.
33 If I let them, Cracked lists will dominate my life.
34 I am a rabid user of LUSH body products (it's also my non-acting gig).
35 I have a bunny! She lives freely in my apartment. Her name is Moo, and I adopted her for my birthday. She is amazing. If you let me, I will talk about her to you for hours.
36 While I am a bit disorganized, you will find that my planner is the most organized, crazy, color-coded explosion of data! My closet may be messy, but my schedule never is.
37 I am fortunate enough to have a very regular acting gig--as an SP (Standardized Patient). I refer to it as my Kramer job, and I love it a lot.
38 My favorite movie in the entire world is The Big Lebowski.
39 My ALMOST favorite movie in the entire world is Troll II. There was a documentary made on it called "Best Worst Movie."
40 I am a horrorphile. I LOVE horror movies, horror stories, horror EVERYTHING, and the best part is that I'm genuinely scared (and I love it).
41 I think a huge part of the above is that I'm SO imaginative and self-entertaining that I postulate about these adrenaline parties all the time.
42 I read Stephen King books in chronological order. Why? Because his books always have sneaky internal references, and I wanted to start catching all the Dark Tower references strewn throughout the other books.
43 I don't drink alcohol, but I could live on Jamba Juice. (see #5)
44 I'm a barbershop singer.
45 I grew up in the sticks, and I was a member of FFA: Future Farmers of America.
46 I know how to artificially inseminate a cow. (See #45)
47 I learned about the perils of caffeine when I was 11, drinking cup after cup of iced tea and not being able to fall asleep for 4 hours. I'm very careful with my dosage!
48 I am forcing myself to learn Twitter. I thought I'd hate it, but it's actually even better for networking than Facebook!
49 It is a dream of mine to have a duck imprint to me and then live with me in my house. Also in my dream, it loves Moo (see #35).
50 My fiance says the above is fine, as long as I promise to name it L'Orange.
51 I drink my coffee iced year-round.
52 I love to craft with fabrics. When I get the urge, I make curtains or bedding or inserts for clothing. I'm not a seamstress by any stretch, but I AM creative, and I can attempt to sew.
53 I'm very into essential oils and their healing properties.
54 I know the entire rap to TLC's "Waterfalls" by the late Left-Eye (and I can do it pretty well, too!)
55 I'm very social and love to be with people, but since I was raised alone, I need a LOT of alone time.
56 I always knew I wanted to be part of a big, loud, outgoing family, and I've found that with my in-laws.
57 I love my parents dearly. That said, they are NOTHING like me. They're pretty reserved and introverted, and I'm a chatty bohemian weirdo.
58 I grew up with a big backyard, and for years I had this great 'fort' in the middle of a bunch of big pine trees. I kept plants and kid furniture there for years, and it was the best until some teenagers ripped it down.
59 My favorite holiday is SHARK WEEK. I am a shark-o-phile!
60 I wanted to go on the Australian Great White dive for my honeymoon. (see #59)
61 Call the ending laughable if you like, but I think "Stephen King's IT" is one of the most well-cast and well-done of King's movies. Tim Curry is insane!
62 "IT" is also my favorite book ever (and if the movie is great, the book is MIND BLOWING).
63 I used to have dreams that I joined forces with Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees and Pennywise the Clown, offering to be their goody-two-shoes friend in exchange for not being their victim.
64 I love to kayak, but only on my inflatable one (it's easier to take swim breaks)!
65 I went to Girl Scout Camp for about 8 years. I know oodles of camp songs, I can pitch a tent in a pinch, and I'm not too wussy for latrines.
66 I am so excitable that I will usually start to fix or create things without reading instructions.
67 I have been known to, unapologetically, wear Crocs with socks.
68 I am heartbroken that Willow and Xander never worked out.
69 I can't ever remember a joke for the life of me. The only joke I can't seem to forget is so horrifyingly inappropriate that I refuse to tell it!
70 I am a very visual learner. Memorizing copy is really easy for me, because I just have a picture of the text in my head.
71 Two words: FISH TACOS.
72 I think "Silence of the Lambs" is hilarious.
73 I am so, so touched when people share with me. I am in consistent awe and reverence of PostSecret.
74 I used to be nice and bubbly to everyone, then quieter and more introverted when I first started working a lot in NYC, and now I'm back to the first again. It makes me really happy to come full circle.
75 When I am really upset, stressed or angry, I clean. You know I'm distressed when my apartment is neat and tidy!
76 I'm part of the Fat Acceptance movement. I'm very body positive and believe in HAES--Health at Every Size.
77 I did NOT always feel that way about my body. I spent most of my life in discomfort and shame, trying to morph my body into something it's not supposed to be at all. My quality of life has improved by leaps and bounds since I embraced FA.
78 I write almost exclusively in extra-fine Sharpies.
79 My ice cream of choice is Stewart's Fireworks--it's made with freaking POP ROCKS and it's so amazing!
80 If it required only passion and interest, I would gladly spend time doing field studies of animals.
81 I spent time as a nude art model. My first time, I almost passed out from terror! Afterwards, it was one of the most freeing things I've ever experienced.
82 I used to only wear second-hand clothes, but you can't really wash the Salvo smell from them. I considered my switch to new clothes as a Rite of Womanhood.
83 I give excellent massages.
84 I was once identified by an empath as a Healer.
85 I often have the sensation of breathing underwater.
86 I was a victim of a totally debilitating, mass identity theft. A ring of criminals posed as a production company and stole the identities of myself and a plethora of other actors, using our work papers. They opened up loans, slews of credit cards...it was an AWFUL time, but boy did I learn.
87 My one-two punch for colds are Ginger Chews.
88 My uncle owns Smarties. Yes, THE Smarties.
89 My favorite place ever (thus far) has been Alaska, particularly Juneau. It's northwestern rainforest! Giant trees and turqoise lakes and massive glaciers....guh.
90 I named my first car the Electrolyte Funk Machine.
91 I am a natural blonde!
92 I never took any of my proms seriously. The first time I went in a purple dress with a yellow boa, the second one I went as a hammed-up yenta named Fern, and the third time I went as a mob boss.
93 I've only broken one bone to date--my left arm, after falling off my bike when I was 10.
94 My favorite Beatles song is "Please Please Me."
95 I think that having your laundry done by a wash-and-fold is one of life's finest luxuries.
96 Ketchup is a staple with pretty much everything for me.
97 Even though I'm naturally goofy, I will socially put myself into the role of 'straight man' if it facilitates The Funny in a small group.
98 When I was little, my best friend and I thought there were monsters outside of my den, tapping on the windows. We would record audio cassettes of us yelling, "Get away, you monsters!" and play them as loudly as possible.
99 I have astigmatism.
100 I am a truly talented, enthusiastic and giving human being. :)
1 I misspelled my middle name (Kaitlin) for the first 16 years of my life. My mother corrected me when I was filling out a tax form!
2 I was either going to be Greylon or Jennifer. My parents chose Jennifer because it was 'unique' (spoiler alert: Jennifer was the most popular baby name in my birth year!)
3 My parents didn't name me Greylon because it was the same name as our Golden Retriever. Not kidding.
4 It's pronounced 'PON-tin.' :)
5 I could survive solely on fruit, cheese, bread, fish, tomatoes and Jamba Juice (this makes up 90% of my diet).
6 I always give up on these lists because everything is about performing. I can't help it--my everything is all things artsy!
7 I gave up the clarinet at 11 because I couldn't hit the high notes without squeaking.
8 I always desperately wanted to become proficient with the piano.
9 I wear zero make-up as much as possible.
10 However, you will NEVER find me without earrings! (It's my one girly allowance.)
11 I am atrociously bad at athletic ventures. My classmates can vouch for this. I was a catcher (who never caught the ball) in softball, and I threw elbows like mad in basketball.
12 In fact, I was SO bad compared to the other kids, they threw me into occupational therapy when I was 7. My fine motor skills are through the roof. ;)
13 I am more blissful in water than any other element. Give me a bath, a pool, a lake, a river, a sea...
14 ...This may be in part because 2 of my 3 astrological signs are water (Cancer sun, Scorpio rising, Gemini moon).
15 I am naturally very, very friendly, gregarious and cheerful. It is not an act. Most people ask me, "Are you ALWAYS this happy?" Basically, yes. It's because I'm super-resilient.
16 My resilience has saved my ass MANY times, and it's one of my favorite traits. :)
17 I am an only child.
18 I was a latchkey kid.
19 It may not surprise you that, due to #s 17 and 18, I talk to myself more than most. Like, I talk to myself in long-form monologue for hours on end.
20 I grew up an extremely lonely and extremely isolated child. I was a major outcast and had no friends. While I could easily have become a sociopath, instead I became an exceedingly imaginative and creative person to comfort and entertain myself.
21 I am engaged, and will be married next year (2011). :D
22 My theme song is J.J. Jackson's "It's Alright." No particular reason, but it's funky and bouncy and resilient! It runs through my head every day, and has since I was 14.
23 My favorite music genre is funk/disco. I LOVE LOVE LOVE me some funk.
24 I was a bridesmaid in my friend's wedding when I found out that Michael Jackson died. The mobbed up owner of the place said offhandedly to me, "Ey, Michael Jackson's friggin' dead!" I was scarred. I'm an avid fan, and I'm still trying to deal with it.
25 Thankfully, Prince is still alive. Who I love just as much. I think he is a GENIUS and BRILLIANT and I have a tremendous thing for him. XD
26 I am a lefty. But the big secret? I was SUPPOSED to be a righty. I just sucked the fingers of my right hand and wanted to multitask, so I forced myself to write with my left hand.
27 If you get me past my inhibitions, I will dance like I'm on Soul Train!
28 I've never, ever had a cavity.
29 I actually ENJOY going to the dentist. My dentist and I are BFFs.
30 I'm Jewish. What, I don't look it?
31 I was raised without religion, but I always had a Yiddishe Neshuma--a Jewish soul. I recognized this when I was about 15, and I finally converted to Judaism formally in 2009.
32 I form close bonds with people easily, and I'm a fiercely loyal friend.
33 If I let them, Cracked lists will dominate my life.
34 I am a rabid user of LUSH body products (it's also my non-acting gig).
35 I have a bunny! She lives freely in my apartment. Her name is Moo, and I adopted her for my birthday. She is amazing. If you let me, I will talk about her to you for hours.
36 While I am a bit disorganized, you will find that my planner is the most organized, crazy, color-coded explosion of data! My closet may be messy, but my schedule never is.
37 I am fortunate enough to have a very regular acting gig--as an SP (Standardized Patient). I refer to it as my Kramer job, and I love it a lot.
38 My favorite movie in the entire world is The Big Lebowski.
39 My ALMOST favorite movie in the entire world is Troll II. There was a documentary made on it called "Best Worst Movie."
40 I am a horrorphile. I LOVE horror movies, horror stories, horror EVERYTHING, and the best part is that I'm genuinely scared (and I love it).
41 I think a huge part of the above is that I'm SO imaginative and self-entertaining that I postulate about these adrenaline parties all the time.
42 I read Stephen King books in chronological order. Why? Because his books always have sneaky internal references, and I wanted to start catching all the Dark Tower references strewn throughout the other books.
43 I don't drink alcohol, but I could live on Jamba Juice. (see #5)
44 I'm a barbershop singer.
45 I grew up in the sticks, and I was a member of FFA: Future Farmers of America.
46 I know how to artificially inseminate a cow. (See #45)
47 I learned about the perils of caffeine when I was 11, drinking cup after cup of iced tea and not being able to fall asleep for 4 hours. I'm very careful with my dosage!
48 I am forcing myself to learn Twitter. I thought I'd hate it, but it's actually even better for networking than Facebook!
49 It is a dream of mine to have a duck imprint to me and then live with me in my house. Also in my dream, it loves Moo (see #35).
50 My fiance says the above is fine, as long as I promise to name it L'Orange.
51 I drink my coffee iced year-round.
52 I love to craft with fabrics. When I get the urge, I make curtains or bedding or inserts for clothing. I'm not a seamstress by any stretch, but I AM creative, and I can attempt to sew.
53 I'm very into essential oils and their healing properties.
54 I know the entire rap to TLC's "Waterfalls" by the late Left-Eye (and I can do it pretty well, too!)
55 I'm very social and love to be with people, but since I was raised alone, I need a LOT of alone time.
56 I always knew I wanted to be part of a big, loud, outgoing family, and I've found that with my in-laws.
57 I love my parents dearly. That said, they are NOTHING like me. They're pretty reserved and introverted, and I'm a chatty bohemian weirdo.
58 I grew up with a big backyard, and for years I had this great 'fort' in the middle of a bunch of big pine trees. I kept plants and kid furniture there for years, and it was the best until some teenagers ripped it down.
59 My favorite holiday is SHARK WEEK. I am a shark-o-phile!
60 I wanted to go on the Australian Great White dive for my honeymoon. (see #59)
61 Call the ending laughable if you like, but I think "Stephen King's IT" is one of the most well-cast and well-done of King's movies. Tim Curry is insane!
62 "IT" is also my favorite book ever (and if the movie is great, the book is MIND BLOWING).
63 I used to have dreams that I joined forces with Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees and Pennywise the Clown, offering to be their goody-two-shoes friend in exchange for not being their victim.
64 I love to kayak, but only on my inflatable one (it's easier to take swim breaks)!
65 I went to Girl Scout Camp for about 8 years. I know oodles of camp songs, I can pitch a tent in a pinch, and I'm not too wussy for latrines.
66 I am so excitable that I will usually start to fix or create things without reading instructions.
67 I have been known to, unapologetically, wear Crocs with socks.
68 I am heartbroken that Willow and Xander never worked out.
69 I can't ever remember a joke for the life of me. The only joke I can't seem to forget is so horrifyingly inappropriate that I refuse to tell it!
70 I am a very visual learner. Memorizing copy is really easy for me, because I just have a picture of the text in my head.
71 Two words: FISH TACOS.
72 I think "Silence of the Lambs" is hilarious.
73 I am so, so touched when people share with me. I am in consistent awe and reverence of PostSecret.
74 I used to be nice and bubbly to everyone, then quieter and more introverted when I first started working a lot in NYC, and now I'm back to the first again. It makes me really happy to come full circle.
75 When I am really upset, stressed or angry, I clean. You know I'm distressed when my apartment is neat and tidy!
76 I'm part of the Fat Acceptance movement. I'm very body positive and believe in HAES--Health at Every Size.
77 I did NOT always feel that way about my body. I spent most of my life in discomfort and shame, trying to morph my body into something it's not supposed to be at all. My quality of life has improved by leaps and bounds since I embraced FA.
78 I write almost exclusively in extra-fine Sharpies.
79 My ice cream of choice is Stewart's Fireworks--it's made with freaking POP ROCKS and it's so amazing!
80 If it required only passion and interest, I would gladly spend time doing field studies of animals.
81 I spent time as a nude art model. My first time, I almost passed out from terror! Afterwards, it was one of the most freeing things I've ever experienced.
82 I used to only wear second-hand clothes, but you can't really wash the Salvo smell from them. I considered my switch to new clothes as a Rite of Womanhood.
83 I give excellent massages.
84 I was once identified by an empath as a Healer.
85 I often have the sensation of breathing underwater.
86 I was a victim of a totally debilitating, mass identity theft. A ring of criminals posed as a production company and stole the identities of myself and a plethora of other actors, using our work papers. They opened up loans, slews of credit cards...it was an AWFUL time, but boy did I learn.
87 My one-two punch for colds are Ginger Chews.
88 My uncle owns Smarties. Yes, THE Smarties.
89 My favorite place ever (thus far) has been Alaska, particularly Juneau. It's northwestern rainforest! Giant trees and turqoise lakes and massive glaciers....guh.
90 I named my first car the Electrolyte Funk Machine.
91 I am a natural blonde!
92 I never took any of my proms seriously. The first time I went in a purple dress with a yellow boa, the second one I went as a hammed-up yenta named Fern, and the third time I went as a mob boss.
93 I've only broken one bone to date--my left arm, after falling off my bike when I was 10.
94 My favorite Beatles song is "Please Please Me."
95 I think that having your laundry done by a wash-and-fold is one of life's finest luxuries.
96 Ketchup is a staple with pretty much everything for me.
97 Even though I'm naturally goofy, I will socially put myself into the role of 'straight man' if it facilitates The Funny in a small group.
98 When I was little, my best friend and I thought there were monsters outside of my den, tapping on the windows. We would record audio cassettes of us yelling, "Get away, you monsters!" and play them as loudly as possible.
99 I have astigmatism.
100 I am a truly talented, enthusiastic and giving human being. :)
Monday, July 12, 2010
A Sizzling Summer
And not just because last week was host to 3 days that topped 99 degrees (THAT was fun). So, where did we last leave off? Oh right! JACK & DIANE!
I had a really, really fantastic time on the shoot. I did not get to meet Ben Foster (his grandma was ill), but I DID get to work with Juno Temple (Lola in "Atonement"), and she was just a gem. Everyone I worked with was so kind and professional, it was just incredibly affirming and encouraging. :)
This leads to...
...MY SAG CARD! I just received a lovely letter in the mail from SAG inviting me to be a part of the prestigious union. YIPPEE! So that will be in the works shortly. :)
Other recent excitement?
-I was called back for a commercial for Hasbro (Angela Mickey, CD)
-I auditioned for the lovely Stephanie Klapper (CD, Stephanie Klapper Casting)
-I finished my run of "Picasso"! It was so good.
-I auditioned for "My Big Gay Italian Wedding"
-I filmed my Actor Intro!
-I was called in for a REALLY exciting pilot, "Small Actors"
-I was called in by a favorite CD, Michael Cassara, for this year's workshop of "Fat Camp" (last year I was called back several times for Britta)
I am also taking a TREMENDOUSLY exciting intensive with PalmStar Entertainment. Their casting associates had cast me in "Jack and Diane," and it's so great to see them again! I'm doing different sides for them each week, and last week's feedback was really encouraging--"That was really, really great. I don't even need to see another take." I'm really looking forward to this week's class!
Oh, and today I had a slammin' "Hairspray" audition.
AND--this is the last news, I think--I got a nod in the lovely Bonnie Gillespie's column, "The Actor's Voice." She's been doing 'actor interviews' via e-mail for her column, and I submitted my own to her. Read it here in the "Your Turn" section!
More to come. These is exciting times. ;)
xx
Jen
I had a really, really fantastic time on the shoot. I did not get to meet Ben Foster (his grandma was ill), but I DID get to work with Juno Temple (Lola in "Atonement"), and she was just a gem. Everyone I worked with was so kind and professional, it was just incredibly affirming and encouraging. :)
This leads to...
...MY SAG CARD! I just received a lovely letter in the mail from SAG inviting me to be a part of the prestigious union. YIPPEE! So that will be in the works shortly. :)
Other recent excitement?
-I was called back for a commercial for Hasbro (Angela Mickey, CD)
-I auditioned for the lovely Stephanie Klapper (CD, Stephanie Klapper Casting)
-I finished my run of "Picasso"! It was so good.
-I auditioned for "My Big Gay Italian Wedding"
-I filmed my Actor Intro!
-I was called in for a REALLY exciting pilot, "Small Actors"
-I was called in by a favorite CD, Michael Cassara, for this year's workshop of "Fat Camp" (last year I was called back several times for Britta)
I am also taking a TREMENDOUSLY exciting intensive with PalmStar Entertainment. Their casting associates had cast me in "Jack and Diane," and it's so great to see them again! I'm doing different sides for them each week, and last week's feedback was really encouraging--"That was really, really great. I don't even need to see another take." I'm really looking forward to this week's class!
Oh, and today I had a slammin' "Hairspray" audition.
AND--this is the last news, I think--I got a nod in the lovely Bonnie Gillespie's column, "The Actor's Voice." She's been doing 'actor interviews' via e-mail for her column, and I submitted my own to her. Read it here in the "Your Turn" section!
More to come. These is exciting times. ;)
xx
Jen
Monday, June 7, 2010
When it Rains Lollipops, it Pours REALLY Big Lollipops.
Here I was, moseying along, waiting for my show to open, and BAM.
It did, and the weekend has been nothing but amazing news!
"Picasso at the Lapin Agile" opened to GREAT audiences, and we simply had a blast. I had some of my most treasured friends come out for the opening weekend! This morning, a rave review flies into my inbox from the local Ridgewood Patch.
"True Picasso and Einstein drive the plot and play, but barfly Gaston (J. Michael Polisano) and barmaid Germaine (Jen Ponton) vie for top billing."
Read the rest of the fablulosity HERE! The show was well-loved, well-received and very well-played (I am just crazy about the cast).
Good News #2: I receive a phone call from my manager today. He asks how my day is going. I say that it's great. He says he hopes he's about to make it better (!). Last month I auditioned for a SAG Low-budget feature, "Jack & Diane." I hadn't heard anything, so I assumed it was finished, y'know? Turns out, they wanted to book me for the role (a principal)!
OHMAZING.
OH. And it's not yet over. I'm about to geek out, here. So in my scene, it's basically me and a sort-of a frat boy, and my manager says, "It'll be you and Ben Foster." Hmm. That name sounds familiar. I sidle up to Google and confirm what I'd imagined--Ben Foster was Tucker in Disney's "Flash Forward" (which was an incredible show)!
I. LOVED. That show. So I'm super-excited to work with him, and I'm really hoping I don't swallow my tongue.
The end. XD
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Yikes.
Erm...sorry about that, then. :/
The past month or two has been crazy, seeing as on the closing day of "Wizard of Oz," I was in a very nasty car accident. I spent half of March convalescing, half of March auditioning, and now I'm ready to roll with another show--I'm opening "Picasso at the Lapin Agile" in June! It's a fun, NJ-based show with a really great up-and-coming company, Porch Light Productions. If you're aware of how I feel about both NJ and Steve Martin, you can perhaps understand how much I enjoy the show. AND I'm French! I love the French!
Since I last posted, LOTS of crazy wonderful stuff has happened:
-I was asked to send in materials for a role in which Nikki Blonsky was finally cast
-I both booked and filmed the FOX pilot "Undisputed" with Black20 Studios
-I was called back for 3 different productions
-I auditioned for a boatload of shows, as well as the feature "Jack & Diane"
-I booked and shot a print job for a girls' body image book, by famed writer Nancy Redd
So--overall--minus a totaled car and lots of bruising, it's been a good few months. I have some great auditions coming up this week that I'm quite excited about, so we'll see how they go. :)
(Again, sorry about the leave of absence. I'll try to limit those. xx)
The past month or two has been crazy, seeing as on the closing day of "Wizard of Oz," I was in a very nasty car accident. I spent half of March convalescing, half of March auditioning, and now I'm ready to roll with another show--I'm opening "Picasso at the Lapin Agile" in June! It's a fun, NJ-based show with a really great up-and-coming company, Porch Light Productions. If you're aware of how I feel about both NJ and Steve Martin, you can perhaps understand how much I enjoy the show. AND I'm French! I love the French!
Since I last posted, LOTS of crazy wonderful stuff has happened:
-I was asked to send in materials for a role in which Nikki Blonsky was finally cast
-I both booked and filmed the FOX pilot "Undisputed" with Black20 Studios
-I was called back for 3 different productions
-I auditioned for a boatload of shows, as well as the feature "Jack & Diane"
-I booked and shot a print job for a girls' body image book, by famed writer Nancy Redd
So--overall--minus a totaled car and lots of bruising, it's been a good few months. I have some great auditions coming up this week that I'm quite excited about, so we'll see how they go. :)
(Again, sorry about the leave of absence. I'll try to limit those. xx)
Saturday, January 9, 2010
2009: A Year in Revue
(Oh, I shouldn't tease. There's no real revue. Yet.)
Most people compile wonderful lists like these immediately prior to or -following the turn of the year. However, considering that I spent New Year's Eve hallucinating in bed with a fever, perhaps it was wise to wait until my first flu of 2010 passed.
I like to extend wishes and gratitude to those who I met, auditioned for and/or had the opportunity of working with at the end of the year, and to do this I need to compile a list of exactly where I auditioned, who it was for, etc. I am delighted to say that this list was a big success!
January of 2009...
...I had 9 auditions and both a callback and job offer for Manhattan Children's Theatre
...I began rehearsals for the Bergen County production of "The Vagina Monologues" for V-Day
...I began rehearsals for productions with Puppetry Arts Theatre
February of 2009...
...I had 7 auditions and callbacks for both Periwinkle Theatre for Youth and New Acting Company
...I auditioned for and started working with my current representation, Prestige Management Group
...I performed with Puppetry Arts Theatre aboard the USS Intrepid!
March of 2009...
...My TV debut (a lead role on ABC Primetime's "What Would You Do?") aired on March 10th! Here's the link: http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=7053103
...We celebrated V-Day with "The Vagina Monologues"
...I began rehearsals for a re-mounting of the first regional production of "Blue's Clues LIVE!" (Pax Amicus Castle Repertory)
April of 2009...
...I attended the Annual TRU Audition event, and had a wonderful 'interest rate'--almost all my headshots had been taken by the auditors!
...I had 4 auditions, 2 callbacks, and I booked "Psycho Beach Party" with The Theater Project!
...I played with my friends at Rebellious Subjects Theatre Co. for their "Kitchen Table Readings," wherein we ate fabulous food and read awesome new plays
..."Blue's Clues LIVE!" played to sold-out houses through April 25!
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=7053103
...I began rehearsals for "Psycho Beach Party"
...I was booked for a fall musical with St. George Productions, starring as Kate Smith!
June of 2009...
...I did a reading of "Tallgrass Gothic," starring as Laura, with my dear friends at Art House Productions!
July of 2009....
...I opened "Psycho Beach Party"
...I began rehearsals for "Mrs. Gould Welcomes Kate Smith"
August of 2009...
...I had a producer's callback for "Fat Camp," a huge hit at this year's NYMF!
September of 2009...
...I got back in the auditioning game with 6 auditions and a callback for the indie film "Blissestrasse"!
October of 2009...
...I had 8 auditions, including one for a Showtime pilot, one for an infomercial, and one for "Hairspray" (which I was called back for)
...I booked the role of Mother Doe in "Bambi," an original musical with Pax Amicus Castle Rep.
November of 2009...
...I auditioned for and was offered the role of Candy in "13 Fat Girls and a Dead Cat"
...I booked a B-roll gig on "Maury"!
December of 2009...
...I opened "13 Fat Girls and a Dead Cat"
...I became a fiancee (not career, but awesome nonetheless!)
...I opened "Bambi"
...I had 2 auditions, and was offered the dual role of the Wicked Witch/Wizard of Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" with Pax Amicus Castle Rep.
Overall, a freaking fantastic year! I worked with and met loads of wonderful people, got a lot of good work and shows under my belt, and I'm feeling good about 2010. :) Be well and enjoy the new year!
Most people compile wonderful lists like these immediately prior to or -following the turn of the year. However, considering that I spent New Year's Eve hallucinating in bed with a fever, perhaps it was wise to wait until my first flu of 2010 passed.
I like to extend wishes and gratitude to those who I met, auditioned for and/or had the opportunity of working with at the end of the year, and to do this I need to compile a list of exactly where I auditioned, who it was for, etc. I am delighted to say that this list was a big success!
January of 2009...
...I had 9 auditions and both a callback and job offer for Manhattan Children's Theatre
...I began rehearsals for the Bergen County production of "The Vagina Monologues" for V-Day
...I began rehearsals for productions with Puppetry Arts Theatre
February of 2009...
...I had 7 auditions and callbacks for both Periwinkle Theatre for Youth and New Acting Company
...I auditioned for and started working with my current representation, Prestige Management Group
...I performed with Puppetry Arts Theatre aboard the USS Intrepid!
March of 2009...
...My TV debut (a lead role on ABC Primetime's "What Would You Do?") aired on March 10th! Here's the link: http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=7053103
...We celebrated V-Day with "The Vagina Monologues"
...I began rehearsals for a re-mounting of the first regional production of "Blue's Clues LIVE!" (Pax Amicus Castle Repertory)
April of 2009...
...I attended the Annual TRU Audition event, and had a wonderful 'interest rate'--almost all my headshots had been taken by the auditors!
...I had 4 auditions, 2 callbacks, and I booked "Psycho Beach Party" with The Theater Project!
...I played with my friends at Rebellious Subjects Theatre Co. for their "Kitchen Table Readings," wherein we ate fabulous food and read awesome new plays
..."Blue's Clues LIVE!" played to sold-out houses through April 25!
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=7053103
...I began rehearsals for "Psycho Beach Party"
...I was booked for a fall musical with St. George Productions, starring as Kate Smith!
June of 2009...
...I did a reading of "Tallgrass Gothic," starring as Laura, with my dear friends at Art House Productions!
July of 2009....
...I opened "Psycho Beach Party"
...I began rehearsals for "Mrs. Gould Welcomes Kate Smith"
August of 2009...
...I had a producer's callback for "Fat Camp," a huge hit at this year's NYMF!
September of 2009...
...I got back in the auditioning game with 6 auditions and a callback for the indie film "Blissestrasse"!
October of 2009...
...I had 8 auditions, including one for a Showtime pilot, one for an infomercial, and one for "Hairspray" (which I was called back for)
...I booked the role of Mother Doe in "Bambi," an original musical with Pax Amicus Castle Rep.
November of 2009...
...I auditioned for and was offered the role of Candy in "13 Fat Girls and a Dead Cat"
...I booked a B-roll gig on "Maury"!
December of 2009...
...I opened "13 Fat Girls and a Dead Cat"
...I became a fiancee (not career, but awesome nonetheless!)
...I opened "Bambi"
...I had 2 auditions, and was offered the dual role of the Wicked Witch/Wizard of Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" with Pax Amicus Castle Rep.
Overall, a freaking fantastic year! I worked with and met loads of wonderful people, got a lot of good work and shows under my belt, and I'm feeling good about 2010. :) Be well and enjoy the new year!
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